Happy New Years from your retarded friend Nathan

Yep.

timely holiday greeting!

Happy Christmas from The Hood Internet, R. Kelly, Sally Shapiro, and yours truly. Have a safe, happy, warm, and all-over good holiday.

"Have a bitch get your back, because your back is dirty, son"

Happy birthday, Lauren and Nathan

Drunkfrench is just over a year old, but whatever. I'm twenty-five times that. And so's Lauren! Tell us happy birthday (or its Georgian equivalent) when you see us. We'd like that.

"we're legally required to do the sex offender shuffle"

STOP THE PRESSES

(Ed. note: you have my word that this is a true and correct transcript. Only thing changed is names - barely - to protect the innocent)

stephanie.: you can't mess with me

me: after twenty some odd years

I can too

stephanie.: i take everything personally

after 20 some odd years

me: that's why I do it

stephanie.: you should know that

ha

me: that's exactly why I do it

like your gullibility and your total incapacity to throw a punch

as examples

stephanie.: a couple days ago a couple friends here convinced me it doesn't snow in mexico

because of the pollution

i hate them

me: everyone knows it doesn't snow in Mexico because of the volcanoes

come on, now

stephanie.: there are no volcanos in mexico

me: you might want to double-check yourself on that

http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/mexico-volcanoes.htm

oh there we go

stephanie.: ok but those are nowhere near juarez

me: who said Juarez?

stephanie.: they said it only snows in el paso

not juarez

my friends

me: I was talking about Mexico in general

the volcanoes prevent snowfall

stephanie.: said the snow stops at the border

me: scientific fact

the snow does stop at the border

there are no volcanoes in El Paso or in Texas

stephanie.: the snow does not stop at the border

that is impossible

me: have you ever seen it snow in Mexico?

I have not

and i have been all over Mexico

I might as well write a guidebook

stephanie.: have you been there during the winter?

me: sure I have

stephanie.: when

i want dates

and years

Sent at 3:18 PM on Monday

me: "dates" implies "years," does it not?

Sent at 3:19 PM on Monday

me: but okay, 7/94, 1/95, 10/97, 5/00, 6/09 (expected)

stephanie.: ok yeah

the only month it could have snowed

would have been 1/95

me: FALSE

stephanie.: and i doubt it did

me: it does snow in October

stephanie.: LIES

me: you're right!

It did not snow.

stephanie.: SUCCESS

it does snow in mexico

me: you proved that it did not snow.

stephanie.: you admitted it

you proved that it did

me: Where.

show me

the sentence it does snow in October is a basic truism

stephanie.: me: ok yeah
the only month it could have snowed
would have been 1/95
Nathan: FALSE

you said FALSE

me: I did.

stephanie.: meaning it could have snowed in other months

me: Because it snows in October in places.

stephanie.: boo-yah

ba-zing

me: so...it did not snow

...because it does not snow

...because of volcanoes

...and you win?

is it opposite day?

did I lose my reality?

I'm lost.

but seriously, check the science

volcanoes are detrimental to the barometric conditions that lead to snowfall

anyone could tell you that

stephanie.: yes but they were wrong about pollution

me: it's a question of air pressure

stephanie.: and there is no way snow just stops at the border

me: not the content of the air

stephanie.: THE BORDER

me: it snows in New York with lots of pollution

and London

what don't those places have?

stephanie.: snow does not stop because of boundaries drawn by humanity

me: survey says: VOLCANOES

stephanie.: ok fine maybe it doesn't snow because of volcanoes

but it does snow in juarez

me: no it doesn't

stephanie.: yes it does

snow does not stop at the border

because of volcanoes

humans drew the border

me: yes it does.

stephanie.: not pollution

we could very easily move the border line

and the snow would not change

me: Which way would we move the border line?

If we take it way north to encompass California, you're right

by multiplying the number of volcanoes, we correspondingly lower the chance of snowfall

something about the pressure under the earth's surface and the air pressure coalescing to create a condition in which winter precipitation does not fall

it's not about borders

it's about geography

and air conditions

Sent at 3:28 PM on Monday

stephanie.wavro: you sir

are full of it

me: the hell you say.

Sent at 3:30 PM on Monday

Sent at 3:30 PM on Monday

me: on what grounds do you venture such an insult?

stephanie.wavro: everything

this whole conversation

you are pulling my le

g

me: horsefeathers.

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There are too many penguins eatin' lunch, shit